Hahahah right on, Charles.

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Diablo 3 has officially been announced by Blizzard and it’s going to be more true to it’s roots as opposed to turning into a World of Diablo type game. Here’s an abbreviated list of features we know at this point:

- Action RPG
- 9 skills on action bar - still uses left and right mouse clicks, but you can scroll through with tab or wheel
- health and mana orbs
- isometric
- barbarian is back - with physics, ghouls falling of bridge
- health power ups
- destructible environments - kills enemies
- tons of particle effects
- deckard kain, tyrael
- new class: witch doctor
- pets - mongrel, voodoo, locust swarm, mass confuse, zombie wall
- female class versions
- mentioned battle.net, and creating groups using battle.net

And here’s a couple of videos, one is the official teaser trailer and the other is gameplay footage of a boss fight:

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This one is brought to us by WeLiveTogether.com and features some hot chicks oiling each other up. YUM!

UPDATE: For some reason, it seems the video keeps changing to other genres so whatever it might be up there, enjoy!

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This is taken straight from TheSmokingGun.com and even then he looked ready to beat the shit outta somebody.

Street-brawling YouTube sensation Kimbo Slice (real name: Kevin Ferguson) was arrested by Miami Beach cops in May 2002 on gun and open container charges. The felony weapons rap against Slice, 28 at the time, was eventually dismissed. He entered a no contest plea to the booze charge and was ordered to attend an alcohol education course.

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Kirara Asuka sure is hot, isn’t she?? Click any of the pics below to open them in a new page, then you can click those pics to see the full sized versions. Enjoy!

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Blatantly stolen from GetTheBigPicture.com.

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Rawstory has an article up discussing Dennis Kucinich and his stance that we went to war *for* the oil companies which sounds just about right. Don’t go all crazy on me saying “If we went for oil then why are gas prices so high!?” as that’s not exactly how things work and I’ll point to the diamond industry with a lazy finger as a rough analogy. Just because you HAVE a hot commodity doesn’t necessarily mean you have to price it according to demand. Oil, and in turn gasoline, are vastly different than any other product on the planet as it’s not like we can simply say, “I’m not buying it at that price!” and in turn companies have to reduce the price. We have to buy it. Everything we use and digest depends on it and they know it. They could charge $20 a gallon and we’d have to eat it up or eat shit.

AANNNNYWAYYYYS back to Mr Kucinich. I’ll just go ahead and post a few choice quotes:

“In March of 2001, when the Bush Administration began to have secret meetings with oil company executives from Exxon, Shell and BP, spreading maps of Iraq oil fields before them, the price of oil was $23.96 per barrel. Then there were 63 companies in 30 countries, other than the US, competing for oil contracts with Iraq,” the Ohio Democrat said during a speech on the House floor.

“Today the price of oil is $135.59 per barrel, the US Army is occupying Iraq and the first Iraq oil contracts will go, without competitive bidding to, surprise, (among a very few others) Exxon, Shell and BP.”

No way to twist that into some tree hugging hippy liberal leftist terrist comment. Everything he stated there is true and factual so let’s move on:

“Our nation’s soul is stained because we went to war for the oil companies and their profits. There must be accountability not only with this Administration for its secret meetings and its open illegal warfare but also for the oil company executives who were willing participants in a criminal enterprise of illegal war, the deaths of our soldiers and innocent Iraqis and the extortion of the national resources of Iraq,” he said.

Go get ‘em, Dennis! I’ll wave my flag to THAT! While there we some great benefits to gaining a foothold in Iraq, there’s no question that certain oil companies are reaping the greater benefits over there. A trial would be interesting, but the corruption that exists between the government ties with the oil industry, where on Earth would a fair trial exist? Nobody even wants to hear that shit, that we went to Iraq so the oil companies can use our soldiers to secure oil fields much less would anyone actually be held responsible for the actions Kucinich is speaking of. I do believe monkeys would fly straight out of my ass before anything like that happened.

He ends it with:

“We have found the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq. It is oil,” Kucinich continued. “As long as the oil companies control our government Americans will continue to pay and pay, with our lives, our fortunes our sacred honor.”

Wait, the oil companies control our government? That would mean there are people in our government, possibly at the topmost level that are somehow being influenced by oil companies. Who can we name that might be interested in doing that? Maybe some past oil businessmen and women like Condoleeza, Bush, and most important of all - Dick Cheney? They all seemed pretty adamant about getting our butts into Iraq. And now, look at the gas prices. The oil companies are making record profits after record profits at the detriment of our pocketbooks and now, they are getting no-bid contracts for the oil that’s over there. Fantastic.

One last thing I find absolutely hilarious about this in a way that future generations will be shaking their heads at is just before this whole massive increase in gas prices, the American automobile industry was pushing what? Big, huge, gas guzzling monster vehicles like Hummers and such. Even they knew it was coming and it was time to rake in the dough on those expensive behemoths that would only further drink up that gas. I’m not saying everyone is working in cahoots or anything so much as I’m saying that is a very strange misstep at best in the realm of social studies. What in the fucking hell is going on and what in the fucking hell were we as a race thinking for the past 10 years!?

So yeah, anyhow.. Go get ‘em, Dennis. Good luck with that.

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Don’t get excited, there is no actual website at “StupidAsses.com”, but if there was an actual website at that domain that dealt with your average web surfer, it would sum it up perfectly. Take a look at this stupid ass for example:

He almost made it, but that’s gonna leave a mark. The video above only shows but one example of your typical Internet Stupidass but man if he doesn’t represent the epitome of most internet denizens in video form. Backflipping off of a fucking pogo stick, landing right on his groin on yet another pogo stick. That video embodies 95% of the comments and forum posts I read online at various websites.

Yes, an elephant is bigger than the moon. You fucking moron. And you know she posts on the internet along with this douchebag:

Yep. I bet he posts at Digg. What has happened? Shouldn’t we all be getting smarter from this vast highway we know as the internet? Then why does it seem like most sites I visit are populated with total fucking backward assed idiots all hell bent on proving themselves right but in turn proving to everyone on the planet with an internet connection, “Hey! Don’t feel lonely! I’m an idiot too!”

This guy used to actually make some good videos until he realized he could just act like a total lunatic with a brain made of dogshit and it would get millions of hits on YouTube:

He probably posts over at Shacknews or any other gaming community where you’ve got nothing but a bunch of guys arguing about their stupid video game consoles. And I don’t mean 13-16 year old guys, I’m talking Man Boys in their near 30’s addicted to World of Warcraft talking about how “NUH UH, 360 IS BETTUR!” type crap. Reading some of this stuff can seriously be dangerous for young minds that are trying to actually increase their intelligence.

And this site is no better. I’m a fucking moron posting some of the most mundane crap you can find. I write like a 4th grader and I solely blame my time on the internet. If you’ve read this far, you might want to get checked out at your local head doctor yourself to make sure you aren’t partially retarded.

Wake up! Look around at what we’ve built here with this World Wide Web and what drives it. That guy on the pogo stick used to be a professional triple pogo stick backflipper until he hopped on the internet. That lady KNEW the moon was bigger than a goddamned elephant, but noo.. Someone somewhere on some stupid website argued otherwise so she lost her stupid mind when the heat was on. You saw what happened to jelly neck in that last video. He belongs in a North Carolina mental institute. And if you think this is just a phase, a trendy situation for the internet that will pass and the true glorious moments of what the internet has brought us will show it’s face soon enough, get a grip. It’s downhill from here buddy.

If someone buys StupidAsses.com from whomever owns it now, lemme know. We can *OWN* this damned informational superhighway. HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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Nobody is quite sure what Rob Zombie’s “Tyrannosaurus Rex” movie will be about but it is supposedly coming in August of 2009 and just going by the teaser poster below, it’s going to kick some major fucking ass. And it might include a Tyrannosaurus Rex. Check this shit out for yourself and tell me you’re not going to see this movie. I’ll tell you, “You’re crazier than a big tittied blonde with a six shooter.”

Thanks to SlashFilm.com for the poster.

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